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unniejackee:

“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”

(Source: mikedaoo)

I heard this great joke on Sims once…

Ba harmy putar?

GLARCH!

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“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?” 

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(Source: hungrybites)

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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